总决赛预演,火箭、猛龙球迷已经开始互相疯狂毒奶

总决赛预演,火箭、猛龙球迷已经开始互相疯狂毒奶
Mar 12 20:34 2018 美国JRs之声 打印此篇文章


小球对轰,总决赛预演,火箭、猛龙球迷已经开始互相疯狂毒奶

[Post Game Thread] The Toronto Raptors (48-17) defeat the Houston Rockets (51-14), 108-105.Post Game Thread

[赛后]火箭105-108猛龙,洛瑞30+6,哈登40+4,猛龙终结火箭17连胜





[–][CLE] Daniel Gibsonpoopdog1000 199 points 11 minutes ago

at one point, there were 7 guards on the floor at the same time. these teams playing in 2038

曾有一段时间场上有7名后卫,这俩队是在2038年打球吧。

[–]mangotictacs 20 points 6 minutes ago

I remember a Gordon Harden CP3 Derozan Lowry van Vleet period; who was the 7th, Powell?

我记得是戈登、哈登、保罗、德罗赞、洛瑞、范弗利特,第七个是谁来着,鲍威尔?

[–][CLE] Daniel Gibsonpoopdog1000 6 points 3 minutes ago

Yup

是的。

[–][HOU] Rafer Alstonapplause_5 5 points 5 minutes ago

S M A L L B A L L

火箭球迷:这才是真正的小球。



[–]CavaliersAmericanAssassin1776 709 points 15 minutes ago

THIS GAME LIVED UP TO ITS HYPE.

这场比赛对得起赛前的大肆宣传!

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenJC_Frost 77 points 13 minutes ago

NBA FINALS WHEN

NBA总决赛预演!

[–]mangotictacs 24 points 12 minutes ago

James Harden dropped 40 on Toronto and they won anyway. Fucking hell

哈登在猛龙主场砍下40分却仍然输球,这太疯狂了。

[–]RaptorsStulax 16 points 10 minutes ago

Y’all need a bench mob

猛龙球迷:你们需要一名板凳匪徒。

[–]packersSB53champs 234 points 16 minutes ago

WE THE FUCKING NORTH

我们是北境之王!

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwonkyotofly 123 points 14 minutes ago

GG RAPS BROS

火箭球迷:猛龙打得不错哦。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanN7Brendan 43 points 13 minutes ago

SEE YOU IN THE FINALS ROCKETS

猛龙球迷:火箭兄弟们,咱总决赛见!

[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonDeSteph-DeCurry 15 points 13 minutes ago

love you guys too hope you tear it up in the playoffs

猛龙球迷:我也超爱火箭的!祝你们季后赛所向披靡!



[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrambobberr 329 points 17 minutes ago

WHAT A GAME

太精彩了!

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 176 points 16 minutes ago

NOT NATIONAL TV WORTHY THOUGH

猛龙球迷:然而还是没得到全国转播。

[–]CelticsFultzisABust 89 points 14 minutes ago

Here, have Pelicans/Wizards instead

“现在我们来转播鹈鹕vs奇才的比赛。”

[–]Raptorsbeerdude111 33 points 12 minutes ago

With no JOHN FUCKING WALL!!

猛龙球迷:而且还特么是没有沃尔的奇才!!

[–]Warriorsnwow 27 points 11 minutes ago

Or AD

也没有浓眉!

[–][TOR] OG Anunobywikiman2001 6 points 8 minutes ago

Or Boogie

也没有表妹!

[–]RaptorsAbyss333333 15 points 16 minutes ago

Lol i thought that harden 3 at the end was going in

猛龙球迷:哈哈哈!我以为哈登最后的超远三分进了呢,吓尿。

[–]mendeleyev 10 points 17 minutes ago

Why did Harden play only 33 minutes??

为啥哈登只打了33分钟啊??

[–][HOU] Steve FrancisDust2chicken 7 points 14 minutes ago

because dantoni loves joe johnson for some reason.

火箭球迷:因为德安东尼太偏爱乔-约翰逊。



[–][SEA] Shawn KempThreePointRaven 373 points 21 minutes ago

DRAKE WAS RIGHT

德雷克是对的!

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrambobberr 144 points 20 minutes ago

ON DRAKE NIGHT

在德雷克之夜!

[–]Bullspeyzman 118 points 19 minutes ago

GODS PLAN

上帝的旨意!

[–]RaptorsAssHat_McGee_ 221 points 22 minutes ago

SHE SAY DO YOU LOVE ME

I TELL HER ONLY PARTLY

I ONLY LOVE MY BED AND MY RAPTORS

IM SORRY

猛龙球迷:她问我有多爱她,我说不过尔尔。我只爱我的床和我的猛龙,不好意思!![译注1]

[译注1]:出自德雷克歌曲《Gods Plan》.

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanWhatishappyness 66 points 20 minutes ago

DEMARS PLAN

猛龙球迷:应该改为“德罗赞的旨意”。



[–][HOU] Ty Lawsonnotsperrys 94 points 21 minutes ago

Capela got dominated on both ends all night by Jonas.

火箭球迷:卡佩拉今晚在攻防两端都被瓦兰丘纳斯完爆了。

[–]RocketsMrDenimChicken 8 points 15 minutes ago

yeah he had the worst +/- of anyone

We have a real weakness against the Raptors. Their bigs dominate ours on the boards.

火箭球迷:是啊,他有着全队最差的正负值。我们对猛龙有明显的劣势,他们的大个子在篮板方面完爆我们。

[–]RaptorsNaters05 3 points 16 minutes ago

Seemed like the Raps did a great job of preventing the Rockets (including Capela) from getting in a good rhythm. GG Rockets!

猛龙球迷:看起来我龙很好地限制了火箭,没让他们(包括卡佩拉)进入完美节奏,火箭也打得不错!



[–]Rocketsdagreatbamquino 273 points 23 minutes ago

The Rockets are now 0-14 when being outscored by their opponents this season...not a recipe for playoff success

火箭球迷:本赛季,在对手得分比窝火高的情况下,窝火0胜14负!这样的话季后赛可咋办呀!

[–][TOR] José CalderónABondaxFan 12 points 19 minutes ago

Raptors are 0-17 in that very same scenario so realistically it can happen to anyone. Just keep your head up fam.

猛龙球迷:我龙在同样的情况下是0胜17负,所以大家都在饱受这一问题的困扰。硬着头皮向前走吧。

[–]Rocketstwerdy 9 points 20 minutes ago

dude idk why mike dan tony didnt tell them to score more points than the raptors. we would have won!

火箭球迷:唉,我真不知道为啥德安东尼没告诉窝火,得分一定得比对手多呢?我们本来能赢的!

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryzyderek 22 points 21 minutes ago

This wouldnt have happened if they learned to play defense.

要是你火知道如何防守的话就不会有这个问题了。



[–]Raptors905UserNotFound 477 points 26 minutes ago

猛龙球迷:



图中文字:当连胜的火箭遇上我龙。

[–]packersSB53champs 34 points 26 minutes ago

The progid- my son returns

浪子...额不是,我儿回头!

[–][TOR] Matt BonnerDirtyDanoTho 83 points 30 minutes ago


猛龙球迷:



[译注2]

[译注2]:上图的渊源:猛龙曾在战胜火箭后发推如图,暗示哈登被猛龙打得胡子都没了。

北京时间2017年11月25日,猛龙不敌步行者遭遇两连败,《纽约时报》记者Scott Cacciola发推道:“自从我写文章吹猛龙之后,他们已经两连败了”。随后莫雷跟推,贴上一条维基百科链接——Regression toward the mean(回归均值),“回归均值”是指多次实验后数据会回归到平均水平,暗示猛龙不会一直强势,终会回归平庸。

[–][DAL] Brian Cardinaldirk-41 53 points 29 minutes ago

Raptors fans are definitely the best at holding grudges no else remembers exist. Much respect

猛龙球迷对其他人根本记不住的鸡毛蒜皮小事记得是真清楚,厉害厉害。



[–]RaptorsMrdicat 132 points 32 minutes ago

Who in the league right now can realistically win MVP over VanFleek? Tell me

猛龙球迷:来来来,你们说说,当今联盟里还有谁能从范弗利特手中夺过MVP??

[–][CLE] Mark PricexBornToBeDownvotedx 38 points 30 minutes ago

Spencer Dinwiddie

斯潘塞-丁威迪。

[–]breakinngbad 4 points 26 minutes ago

On stats maybe but Vanfleet carried his team to the one seed

数据上可能丁威迪更好看,但范弗利特把猛龙带到了东部第一啊!

[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosainlifetroll 184 points 33 minutes ago

James Harden really is the MVP. The shots he hit tonight are unbelievable. Hes too fucking good

猛龙球迷:哈登真的是MVP。他今晚命中的投篮真不可思议,他太厉害了!

[–]Raptorsstrokin3ssmokintrees 20 points 29 minutes ago

His stepback 3 to tie the game with 2 minutes left was fucking ridiculous.

猛龙球迷:哈登最后两分钟时命中的那个后撤步三分简直是开挂啊。

[–]RaptorsThirstyPotato 46 points 30 minutes ago

I really thought he was gonna sink that last shot

猛龙球迷:当时我真的以为那最后一投飞入篮筐了。

[–][TOR] Norman PowellWatchadoinfoo 8 points 25 minutes ago

Sinked it into the courtside seats baby

猛龙球迷:实际上是飞入了观众席。

[–]RaptorsGreatStuffOnly 5 points 29 minutes ago

We need OG back to even put some pressure on him. He was unstoppable tonight.

猛龙球迷:我们需要阿奴诺比的复出,让他去给哈登一些压力,他今晚简直无人能挡。

[–]76ersCranberryNapalm 200 points 34 minutes ago

I wouldnt be mad at a Raptors/Rockets Finals.

76人球迷:如果总决赛是猛龙vs火箭的话,我不会生气的。

[–]Raptorss_c_w 69 points 33 minutes ago

Me neither!

猛龙球迷:我也是!

[–][HOU] James Hardenjameshardenistheman 31 points 32 minutes ago

Works for me too!

火箭球迷:我也欣然接受!

[–]Warriorssumchinesewill 18 points 31 minutes ago

me neither!

Wait

勇士球迷:我也是!呃…不好意思走错片场了。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 97 points 34 minutes ago

We all know the top of the West is still better than the top of the East, but all 8 East vs. West games between Boston, Toronto, Golden State and Houston were awesome this year (except maybe Toronto @ Houston) and with this game concluding the season series, East has 4 wins and West has 4 wins.

我们都知道,西部豪强仍然强于东部,但凯尔特人、猛龙、勇士和火箭之间的八场对决太精彩了(除了猛龙客场打火箭那场),随着这场比赛的结束,目前东部和西部各胜4场。

[–]CelticsLightzPT 14 points 32 minutes ago

Yeah, they have been pretty hype.

The games between the top two seeds in each conference have been balanced as well.

是啊,他们打得太激情了。现在东西部前二之间的比赛,实力已经很平衡了。

[–]Raptorswearsapowderedwig 5 points 29 minutes ago

i think raptors could have won that last game vs the warriors if they didnt play pathetic to start off the game and dig themselves a 20+ hole.

猛龙球迷:我觉得我龙上一场打勇士是有机会赢的。如果不是我龙开场时迷失,挖了个20+的大坑,我们可能就赢了。

[–]Rocketsbigtice 14 points 35 minutes ago

Have to give a ton of credit to the Raptors for the defense they played in running us off the 3-point line, but we also shot the worst we have from three all season in terms of made threes (only made 9; the least weve made all season was 9 vs. Grizzlies and Jazz) and throw in the fact that it was almost as though the teams reversed roles (Raptors attempted 38 threes to the Rockets 26) and this game was the evidence a lot of detractors were waiting for to say that our gameplan wont work in the playoffs.

火箭球迷:给猛龙点个大大的赞!他们今晚防得很好,迫使窝火远离了三分线。在三分球命中数方面,窝火也确实投出了赛季最差表现(只投进9个,之前最少的是对阵灰熊和奇才时,也是只命中9个),而且看起来两队的角色调换了(猛龙出手38次三分,窝火仅出手26次)。这场比赛对那些说我们打球方式在季后赛行不通的人来说是很好的开会材料。

Even if thats true, we still clawed back into this tough road, playoff-intensity game and made the Raptors work for it and they did. Regardless, if we get 7 games of that in the Finals, sign me up yesterday.

就算我们的比赛计划真的不适合季后赛,我们仍然选择了这种“艰难”的打法,在这场季后赛强度的比赛中让猛龙好好喝一壶,效果拔群。不管怎样,如果总决赛这样打7场的话,赶紧给我订票吧!!
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